Crist: I Teabag "80%" of the Time!

So last night it was teabagger against moderate at the Alachua County Republican Party's annual fundraiser. Never heard of Alachua County? There's a good reason. It's in the middle of fucking nowhere. But last night, there was a showdown between the Charlie "I was for the stimulus before I was against it" Crist and Marco "I am Rush Limbaugh's bitch" Rubio.

The high-profile Senate race provided an extra helping this year. Rubio gave the event's invocation, but first made comments along his campaign theme of being the race's true conservative.

"It's very simple: We already have a Democratic Party in America," he said. "We do not need two Democratic parties in America."

Crist gave a speech running through a long list of positions to prove his conservative bona fides, from support of gun rights to tax cuts. But he received a less enthusiastic greeting than Rubio from the grassroots activists in attendance, even getting a small smattering of boos.

In comments to reporters before the event, Crist said party members should put aside differences. He invoked Reagan's old saying that a "person that agrees with you 80 percent of the time is a friend."

But Charlie has forgotten that even if you are with the GOP 80% of the time, if your nose is up Obama's ass the other 20% of the time, you are undermining the "Obama is Muslim and health care is a secret plot to kill old people" teabagger movement. Just as a white man was tainted by a single drop of black blood in pre-Civil Right's Era America, so is a Republican who strays from the anti-tax, anti-Obama, Talibevangelical right for even a moment.